Plain boxes, no branding, no drama. Here’s how your order gets to you.

Plain packaging, always

Every order leaves us in plain, unmarked packaging with nothing to identify what’s inside or where it came from. We’ve been doing this since 1993 — discreet isn’t a gimmick, it’s the standard. Shop with confidence.

Dispatch

Orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days when items are in stock. If something you’ve ordered is out of stock, one of the team will contact you within 48 hours of your order being placed — we won’t leave you guessing.

UK delivery

We send UK orders with Royal Mail. Delivery costs are calculated at checkout based on the weight and size of your order.

Tracking or delivery confirmation details are emailed to you on dispatch where available.

International delivery

We ship internationally with Royal Mail tracked and signed services where available. Most orders arrive within 7 working days, but please allow up to 2 weeks before contacting us — customs can be slow, and it’s usually just in transit. International postage is calculated at checkout by weight.

Questions?

Have a nose through the FAQ or give us a ring on 01772 887772 — we’ve been packing and posting since before some of our customers were born.