Novelty Bongs: The Funniest Bongs We Sell (Because Normal Is Boring)
Let’s be honest: a normal bong does the job, but it doesn’t exactly get the room talking. Novelty bongs do. Willies, boobs, gas masks, grinning skulls, aliens, even a pistol — they’re the pieces people remember, and every one of them still works as a proper waterpipe.
We’ve pulled the whole daft lot together in one place: our novelty bongs range. Here’s the pick of them.
Do novelty bongs actually work?
Yes — and that’s the bit people don’t expect. Ours are made from proper ceramic, acrylic or glass, so they’re not flimsy gag gifts that fall apart after one go. They fill, draw and hit like any other bong; they just happen to look ridiculous doing it. Built for a laugh first, but built to be used.
The pick of the bunch
The Ceramic Willy Bong
The legend, up top. A 30cm ceramic willy that works exactly like a normal bong and looks exactly like… well, you get it. Our most-searched novelty piece, and it’s not close.
The Boobs Bong
The willy’s natural partner in crime and a proper party favourite.
Gas-Mask Bongs
Strap one on for the full experience. More costume than casual, and always a laugh at a party or festival.
Skull Bongs
A bit of gothic character; grinning skulls that look the part on a shelf as much as in your hand.
4-Way Party Alien Bongs
Four mouthpieces, one bong, made for sharing when there’s a crowd.
Pistol Bongs
Pure novelty shape, pure conversation starter.
Who are they actually for?
Three sorts of buyer, really: anyone after a proper funny gift (birthdays, stags and hens, Secret Santa — they never miss), party and festival crowds who want a talking point, and collectors who just like owning the weird and wonderful. If that’s you, you’re in the right place.
New to bongs in general?
Want the serious version before the silly one? Our How to Choose a Bong guide covers glass vs acrylic, sizes and what actually matters — or browse the full bongs range.
Ready for something that isn’t remotely sensible? Shop all novelty bongs →